🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH WORLD: GEMINI JUST DROPPED A NEW FEATURE SO SLAYING, IT COULD READ YOU A BEDTIME STORY AND STILL BE MORE ENGAGING THAN YOUR EX’S TEXTS!!! 🔥🚨 That's right, folks! Google just brought us "Audio" text-to-speech capabilities in Gemini 🤖📖. Yup, now you can turn your *300-page dissertation on the history of staplers* into sweet, sweet audio gold 🎧✨. Just imagine the vibes: you chilling on the couch while a robotic voice reads about dull office supplies like a modern Shakespeare! 🤡💀 But hold up! Is this really a W or a colossal L? 🧐💸 Because let's be honest: listening to a computer read your work is basically like asking Siri to roast your love life—CRINGE! 🙈 No cap, this is giving “I need to feel validated by a robot because my friends are too busy” vibes. When reached for comment, one "dev" was like, “Honestly, I just wanted my cat to have an audience.” 😂😼 So, will we all be getting our degrees via ASMR from a Google bot now? 🌌👀 MARK MY WORDS: In 2025, we’ll be fighting over who gets to program their AI to read them the latest TikToks! 💀🤖🚀 Let’s face it: this feature is fire 🔥... but like a campfire, not a forest fire. Now go forth and share this madness! 🚀💰