🚨BREAKING NEWS: Google Calendar Is Officially Fashionably Late to the Apple Watch Party! 🚨🥳💀 So, after a period of deep hibernation (probably binge-watching cat memes 🐱), Google has emerged from the shadows like a confused toddler at a birthday party with its new watchOS Calendar app! 🎉 BUT, let’s keep it 100, it's about as robust as a paper towel in a rainstorm. ☔️😂 “Why does my watch calendar look like it’s on a diet?” asked a Google developer as they stared into the abyss of their own creation. "It's like I took orders from Apple and got only the diet version! 🍏👀" Here’s the 411: Apple’s native calendar app is flexing hard with month views, while Google’s version is like, “Bruh, here’s just a week’s damage—good luck finding that meeting!” 🗓️🔍 You click on events like, “Yay! More details!” only to be told to crawl back to your phone for the rest—like a toddler asking for a cookie but getting told to finish their greens first. 🤢🥬 Stonks? More like stonks crashing! 📉💔 But here’s the kicker: what’s next? Google Maps on your WATCH? Nah, let’s just stay on this rollercoaster of disappointment! 🎢💸 🔥🔥 If this trend continues, we might just see a Sonic the Hedgehog calendar pop up next—now THAT would be based! 🤖💥 **Hot Take**: I predict in 2024, Google will release a vibrating calendar that only reminds you of your ex’s birthday. 💔📅 #NoCap #RIPToOurSanity