🚨💰BREAKING: ASUS and Microsoft just pulled a fast one with the ROG Xbox Ally X, and we're HERE for it! 🤡💀 💵 So, what's the damage? A casual $999.99! Yup, you heard that right. That’s like asking for a mortgage on a handheld 😳. For less than the price of your rent, you too can pretend you’re gaming on the moon 🌕 while your bank account cries in agony! 👾 First revealed back in June like a sequel nobody asked for (looking at you, ROG Xbox Ally), the pre-order price just dropped and people are already making memes about their empty wallets – stonks? More like NO stonks! 📉 🥴 “Yo, who designed these prices? Bill Gates’ gold-plated toilet?!” “Nah fam, just ASUS’ marketing team flexing on us,” said some imaginary dev who clearly needs to cope with inflation ☠️. 🔥 In a world where the Steam Deck is hanging out with your mom at happy hour for $599.99, this feels like ASUS is winning the “Most Likely To Make Gamers Seethe” award! 👁️‍🗨️ UNHINGED HOT TAKE: At this point, they better launch it with an actual mini-console that serves breakfast in bed. If not, we’re bringing the pitchforks! 🎮🍳 #ROGXBOXAllyX #BrokeButGaming