🚨🚨 HOLD UP, FOLKS! It seems the meme gods have intervened AGAIN! The Onion, yes THE Onion, is here to drop a reboot of InfoWars on July 2nd! 🤡💀🎉 Talk about peak absurdity in a world that’s already *this is fine* 🔥🌍. 🙃 Imagine Alex Jones (the king of wild conspiracies 💭👑) being replaced by comedians—yeah, it’s like swapping your chaotic uncle's rants with some dank meme lords! 🍕✨ “We’ll be featuring original programming and guest talent” they say. Well, let’s hope it’s not just those “psychic” cats claiming they’re channeling Mermaids at this point. 😼🌊💩 In a leaked Zoom call, one developer was heard screaming, “Guys, can we just get Joe Rogan on a magic carpet debating Ghandi vs. Bigfoot?” 🥴💨 I mean, if that’s the direction they’re heading, I’m here for it! 🙌 #Stonks 📈💰 So, get ready to either laugh until you cry or cringe so hard you spontaneously combust 🔥💀. My hot take? This will either launch The Onion into a new galaxy of *based* comedy OR the universe will fold upon itself, and we’ll all seethe in a cosmic cringe fest! 🚀✨👾 #InfowarsReboot2023