🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Project Hail Mary Trailer Lands and Andy Weir’s Fans are STONKS-ing Up🚀💰 Alright fam, gather ‘round because this is not just another "look-at-this-movie-adaptation" snooze-fest. 🍿💤 Amazon MGM Studios dropped the first trailer for *Project Hail Mary*—the movie we didn’t know we needed but are now like "TAKE MY MONEY!" 💸💸 In a shocking twist, humans are still trying to send their average joe to space to save the world 😱. I mean, we can’t even get through a work week without our WiFi dropping, and they’re like, “Let’s do interstellar rescue missions!” This is fine. 🔥🐸 *Drake pointing meme intensifies* because Andy Weir’s back on the cosmos grind. The trailer has all the vibes of *The Martian*, but with a twist! More danger, more science, and if you squint hard enough, you might even see a bodacious alien sidekick. 👽✨ In an exclusive leaked convo, one developer said, "Honestly, we just wanted to see how many ways we could make space travel look sexy." 🤖🔥 Meanwhile, the astronaut is probably like, "Can we just get some coffee first?" So buckle up, space nerds, because if this movie bombs, we might have to throw a *This is Fine* party. ☕💀 Hot take: I predict that by 2025, we’ll be launching *Hail Mary* experiences like space tourism… but for $10,000 a seat. Get ready for the cringe-worthy TikToks of influencers pretending to be astronauts! 🚀🤣💥