🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE GAMING UNDERBELLY! 🚨 Itch.io just went full baby mode and deindexed NSFW content faster than I can say "bad decisions!" 🤡💔💀 That's right, fam! After payment processors threw a fit, Itch.io decided that spicy art and borderline degeneracy (you know, the good stuff) had to take a back seat! 🚗💨 In a shocking twist, it’s like watching Steam and Tumblr get into a cringe-off, and guess what? The NSFW corner of the internet is getting ghosted harder than someone on Tinder after the first date. 😬💔 Drake's face is perfect for this: No to adult content, yes to cringe! ➡️😩🚫 “Here we thought we could just vibe in our own lane,” said an anonymous game dev. “But it turns out payment providers don’t want those *ahem* ‘enhanced’ graphics on their budgets.” 💰💀 Meanwhile, the gamers are like, “This is fine” as they scroll through endless RPGMaker titles. 🔥🤖 Hold your horses, folks! Here’s the real kicker: I predict that the next indie platform will just start accepting NFTs of pixelated anime bodies! Talk about stonks! 📈💸 Stay woke, gamers! 🔥💾