🚨💀 BREAKING: ShinyHunters & Scattered Spider Join Forces Like the Avengers BUT for Cybercrime!! 🤡🕷️💸 Hold on to your keyboards and grab some popcorn, fam. The internet’s resident baddies, ShinyHunters and Scattered Spider, just linked up to give us a cybercrime crossover that’s more chaotic than a Drake dance move at the Super Bowl. 🔥👀 In a plot twist wackier than your favorite Netflix show, these digital hooligans decided that *credential theft* is sooo last season. They’re now out here EXTORTING businesses like it’s Black Friday and they found a $5 PS5 in the clearance bin. 🛒💰👾 "It’s like a twisted rom-com, but instead of falling in love, they’re just stealing your data and your sanity," said an anonymous developer, probably while chomping on overpriced avocado toast. 🥑💔 "We didn’t sign up for this chaos! It's honestly cringe." They’re targeting Salesforce customers but may turn their attention to the financial services sector next. SO CATCHY, it’s like a viral TikTok dance, if that dance was just *losers crying under their desks* 😭🤷‍♂️ Hot take alert: in 2025, we’ll have *ShinyHunters* and *Scattered Spider* on reality TV competing for the title of “Best Corporate Saboteur.” Mark my words, this is the content we didn’t need but absolutely deserve. 🤖💥🚀💣 #MemeTheftAuto