🚨💥 BREAKING TECH DRAMA: Tim Sweeney SLAMS UK Mobile App Store Regulations! 💥🚨 In today’s edition of “What the heck is the CMA doing?” Tim Sweeney, the wizard of Epic Games and your personal app store prophet 🔮, popped off about the UK’s mobile app store regulations being more outdated than your grandma’s flip phone. He said they lag “well behind” other countries - like, we’re talking caveman level tech here, fam. 🦕💀 Sweeney then threw shade at the CMA for delaying the decision on Apple and Google’s wallet-emptying 💸 fees. He didn’t hold back, calling it a “blunder” – and you KNOW that’s code for "this is a dumpster fire waiting to happen." 🔥💩 Imagine Tim in a meeting, like: "Hey CMA, this is fine" *cue the meme of the dog in a burning room*. Meanwhile, Apple and Google are out here living their best life like Drake pointing at a freshly minted stonk chart 📈 while developers cry into their ramen noodles 🍜. 👀 Imagine this scenario: “Yo Tim, should we just move to another planet where app stores are free?” “Nah bro, let’s just meme the CMA into action!” 🤣 🔥 Hot Take: In 2025, the UK will finally allow sideloading apps but only via carrier pigeons. Get ready for the next-gen delivery service! 🕊️💨 #MemeChaos #TimSweeneyForReal