🚨🎮 BREAKING: Neil Druckmann, the dude who turned zombies into feels and made us cry more than our childhood pets dying, is officially ghosting The Last of Us HBO 🍂💔. Why? Because he’s got mad scientist vibes and is cooking up new games with Naughty Dog (think of it as NASA for game devs, but with more doggos 🐶). “Financial Stonks,” he said in what we assume were the hottest leaked DMs. “I need to jump back into the game universe before it collapses into a black hole 🕳️✨.” And you KNOW he’s ready to flex his creative muscles on “Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet” (seriously, it sounds like a Netflix original no one asked for 🚀💀). To the HBO crew: Craig Mazin, you did your best, fam, but this is definitely *not* gonna be in the "This is fine" category. Just think of Neil like that friend who leaves the party to become a meme lord – you’re sad to see him go, but you can’t help but support the grind 🤷‍♂️💸. But hold up! What if Neil’s next game actually has an alien riding a clicker? 🚀👽 This is either gonna be legendary or the biggest flop since No Man’s Sky (sorry, not sorry). 🔥 HOT TAKE: Future games will be a dystopian mashup of epic proportions, and we’re all here for the chaos. Can’t wait to see everyone seethe when he drops the first trailer 💘🤖!