🎮💰 OH NO, NOT THE SWITCH PRICE HIKE! 💰🎮 Listen up, gamers! 🍕 If you thought Nintendo was immune to capitalism’s chokehold, think again! The original Switch is about to hit you harder than a Bowser stomp! 🚀 Starting August 3rd, *insert Karl Marx meme here*, Nintendo's slapping those price tags on your favorite consoles like they’re the hot new TikTok dance! 💃🕺 So, how much are we talking? Here’s the tea ☕️: the OG Switch could jump to a SHOCKING $340, Switch Lite to $230, and the OLED could be strutting at a mind-blowing $400! 🤯 What’s next, overpriced Amiibo figurines? OH WAIT—they're also getting that glow-up! Yikes! 🤡💀 👀 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We're just testing the waters to see how hard we can hit your wallets before you all cease to exist.” - A Totally Anonymous Nintendo Dev Drake’s pointing meme right now at all the poor souls trying to budget for the Switch 2: “Switch 2? I’m too broke for that!!” 😂💔 🔥 Unhinged Prediction: By 2024, Nintendo will be selling virtual console mount survival kits for $999.99 that help you cope while you ‘seethe’ over those price tags! Stay blessed, gamers! 😤✨ #SwitchSaga #Stonks