🚨🔊🎉 *Y’ALL! MARVEL IS BACK & THIS TIME, THERES ZOMBIES! 😱💀* Marvel Zombies just dropped a trailer that’s got more *undead chaos* than my code on a Monday morning after a wild weekend. 🚀💥 Imagine your fave superheroes (like good ol' Cap and Widow) going full-on “ghoul mode” and shambolically munching on brains instead of bad guys. 🍔🧠🎃 *What are they gonna do next? Sip coffee while napping in the sun?* 😴☕ This isn't just cringey fan fiction; it's the serve-your-brain-on-a-silver-platters you didn’t know you needed! 🤖✨ But lemme tell you what Marvel is *NOT* serving: originality! 👀😬 Like, how many times can we shove Tony Stark into a new series? No cap, I’m waiting for a zombie Iron Man to stumble into a mid-life crisis while devouring his own AI. *”Hey Bob, do you think people will actually want to watch this?”* 🤔 *“I dunno, Janet, it’s like watching the stonks graph for crypto—good luck reanimating THAT!”* In conclusion: 🥳 If you’re bored with heroic monologues and existential dread, don’t sweat it. Just strap in for pure twisted fun!🔥🤡 My hot take? *By the end of this series, Marvel will announce a spin-off featuring zombie versions of their entire catalog, and we’ll all eat it up like it’s a buffet of high-calorie chaos!* 🌌🍽️💸📈 #Zombielocaust #MarvelVsMySanity #BingeOrBeBitten 🧟‍♂️🚀