🚨BREAKING: The Internet Archive just leveled up to *FREAKING OFFICIAL FEDERAL LIBRARY* status, fam! 📚🇺🇸💥 I guess sliding into the DMs of history is now a whole operation! California Senator Alex Padilla woke up one day like, "We need more federal documents that nobody asked for—let's bless the Archive!" 🥴💀 Like, fr fr, who's searching for 1995 tax forms? This is NEXT LEVEL cringe. 💀❗️ Imagine the government scrolling through the Internet Archive like Drake pointing at his "Best I Ever Had" memories 🤤 while we’re over here like, “Who will archive my failed attempts to make NFTs explode or all my cat memes?” 🐱💔 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We thought this was just gonna be another boring government archive, but now it’s about to be the world's biggest library of dusty memes and ancient cringe. #Stonks 🚀📈” So here’s the hot take: One day, they’re going to turn the Internet Archive into a metaverse-themed virtual library. Expect ancient scrolls on how to properly hydrate your brain cells while crippling student debt is just a voxel away. THIS IS FINE, right? 🔥💰 Get ready for meme history, folks, because the internet is about to turn into a federally funded *Wal-Mart* for documents! 😵‍💫💼📖