🚨💔BREAKING NEWS: Character AI is hitting the brakes on their "magical chatbot for kids" experience!!! 🚫🧒✨ But wait, what happened? 🤔💀 You see, after a couple of tragic incidents (like the most cringe Netflix horror movie plot ever), our dear friends at Character.AI are trying to pivot harder than a tech bro at a yoga retreat. 🧘‍♂️💸 They’re going full-on "This is fine" dog in the burning room while facing lawsuits and public outrage like they just dropped a TikTok dance that went viral for all the wrong reasons. 🔥🐶💀 But guess what? This means they might also be losing some serious 📈STONKS💰! One “developer” was overheard yelling, “If we can’t let kids argue with our bots about their homework, what’s the point?!?” 📉🤡 #cope #seethe Now it won't be all "galaxy brain" responses for the kiddies, but don’t worry, they’ll still be getting their fundamental life lessons from NPCs whose emotional range is on par with a toaster. 🥴🥵 So here’s my unhinged prediction: in 2024 we’ll see a new app called "Life Coach Bot 3000" for adults that’s actually just a chatbot telling you to "get good" and "stop being cringe." We’re embracing chaos, fam! 🌌🤖💥