🚨 BREAKING: META GOES ON A BAN HAMMERING SPREE! 💣💀 So, like, y’all know the vibe: Facebook Group admins caught in the great mass ban apocalypse 🌪️🤖. Imagine pouring your heart (and memes) into a Facebook Group just to get banned faster than you can say “Zuckerberg’s Algorithm is a sentient being” 🤡🔥. Meta’s like, “Oopsie, our bad!” while users are out here looking like 🤔😱 and crying in the corner with their half-baked memes. “We’re fixing the problem,” they say, but do we trust them? 🤷‍♂️💰 Meanwhile, on Reddit, admins are forming support groups like it’s AA but for social media: “Hi, I’m Dave, I got banned for using the word ‘actually’”. This is fine. 🚨🚨 💬 *Fake developer quote here:* “Yeah, we totally just can’t be bothered to make an actual working system. It’s waaaaay easier to roast users.” 🤓 At this point, I can practically hear Zuckerberg cackling in his lair, plotting new ways to steal our brain cells. 🔥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, we’re all gonna be communicating via interpretive dance on the Metaverse because the words "ban" and "Meta" will be banned. Dance like your online existence depends on it! 💃🕺 #Stonks #ThisIsFine