🔥💖🚀 STOP THE PRESSES, FOLKS! WE'VE GOT A FACEBOOK DATING RUMBLE! 💖🔥🚀 💔 EVER since Zuck decided to drop this dating bomb on us back in 2019, 21 MILLION lonely hearts have shown up for the cringe-fest that is Facebook Dating. 🤡🙌 That’s 21 million swipes and probably 21 million cries of “this is fine!” while they scroll through pics of your Aunt Karen’s cat! 🐱🤣 Meanwhile, Hinge’s out here like, “I’m just tryna be the *dating app* that gets you laid, dog!” 🥴💬 But with only about 15 million users, it’s time to start roasting! Hinge is literally that one friend at the club who keeps getting rejected but thinks they’re the main character. 😂👀 *Drake Pointing* to your cringe friend? That’s Hinge, fam! ✨🎤 Peep this leaked convo from a Facebook developer: “Yo, can we stop treating users like assets and start sending them cat pics already? 😂” So is Zuck now the king of love? Maybe! 💘 Or is it just a weird social experiment to see how many single folks will swipe right for a free lunch? 🍕😆 **Prediction**: 2024 will be the year when we get a *ZuckBot* that finds your soulmate based on your last five Facebook posts. 🤖💌 #Based #StonksOrNot Y'all, stay tuned for the wildest Tinder drama ever! 🔥💰📅💀