🚨BREAKING NEWS, CHAOS CRUSADERS! 🚨 Former Facebook hype machine and now legit Data Protection Queen, Niamh Sweeney, is about to touch down in the Emerald Isle to save your data from the clutches of Big Tech stonks like 😱🤡💰! Starting October 13, she's flipping the script like a pro chef flipping pancakes. 🥞🔥 So basically, the former public policy overlord at Facebook (you know, the place where privacy goes to die 🌌👀) is now gonna juggle the data rights of the entire Irish population while twirling a flaming torch of regulatory chaos. Talk about an upgrade from *This is Fine* to *I’m Gonna Fix This*! 🥴🚀 Meanwhile, a totally real and not-at-all-imaginary engineer at FB just said, "I can't believe we let her leave and now she’s the Data Protection Commissioner—like giving the fox a key to the henhouse!" 🦊🔑 In related news, the Data Protection Commission is going to be harder to navigate than a 2008 website made by your uncle who still thinks the Internet is just for emailing! 😂💻 **Hot Take Time**: By 2025, Niamh's gonna unlock the "sicko mode" of data privacy, and Facebook will be begging for scraps like an abandoned puppy in the rain! 💔🐶💦 No cap!