🚨💥 BREAKING: This EX-employee just pulled off the most chaotic heist since that one dude stole the Mona Lisa! 🎨💀💰 Yeah, I’m talking about Peter Williams, the guy who went from L3 Harris Trenchant to the dark web’s newest zero-day influencer! 🤖👀 So here’s the tea ☕: Peter *allegedly* snagged EIGHT ELITE hacks 🤯 from the tightest, air-gapped security we’ve ever heard of. This is like breaking into Fort Knox but instead of gold bars, he took home the entire AT&T database! 💳💸 #stonks Former coworkers are like 😳, “Dude, did you really just sell those exploits to a RUSSIAN zero-day broker?!” And Peter's like, “No cap, I just wanted to go shopping at Gucci!” 🛍️😂💔 In true meme lord fashion, he’s probably sitting on a beach right now while the Feds are out here saying, “This is fine.” 🔥🐸 #notreally In a totally UNHINGED hot take: by 2024, cyber exploits will be traded like Pokémon cards—collect ‘em all, baby! 🎉🚀 So remember, you heard it here first! 🤪🤖💥 ***Send this to your cringe friends so they can seethe in jealousy!***