🚨💸 HOLD UP, FOLKS! We’ve got a fresh economic disaster brewing! ☕️💣 Trump’s tariffs are out here playing a game of “Who Can Ruin the Economy Faster?” and the stakes? Self-inflicted stagflation! 🏦💀 You heard that right. We’re talking about inflation that’s higher than your ex’s expectations and an economy that’s about as lively as a sloth on a sugar crash. 😴✨ That's right, folks, we’re entering a new age of “the cringe is too real.” 🤢🤦‍♂️ 💭 “Hey, remember stagflation? Just kidding—it's making a comeback!” says the imaginary economist who clearly ghosts us after hanging out in the ’70s. 😂🚀 Let’s just say, they might as well bake us a recession cake while they're at it. 🎂📉 But wait—Trump's tariffs making everything worse? 🤔 Netflix should hire these guys for a wild new season of “This Is Fine.” 🔥💔 Drake is literally POINTING at the economy saying “no thanks.” 🙅‍♂️ So what’s our wild prediction? 💥 By 2025, the economy will be running like a Windows 95 meme—glitchy, out-of-date, but somehow still kicking. 🤖💢 Stonks? More like stone sinks! 🚢 Share this flaming dumpster fire of a take and let’s watch the ashes sparkle! 🌟🔥