🌊💥 Hold onto your biohazard suits, fam! We’ve got a hidden tsunami of e-waste crashing into Southeast Asia and it ain’t just your uncle’s old flip phone 🤡📱🔥! According to the Basel Action Network (sounds super legit, right?), the US is belting out around 2,000 containers of tech garbage every SINGLE month. That’s like... a landfill party on steroids! 🎉💩 Imagine your epic gamer rig ending up in some Vietnamese landfill, making friends with a toxic metal squad like Lead, Cadmium, and Mercury 🤢🧪. “We just vibin’,” said a totally real e-waste broker (probably), as they load up another container of junk. 💀🚀 These "e-waste brokers" are like the bad guys from a tech dystopia movie, shipping out old phones while high-fiving each other like, “We’re just here for the vibes!” 🤝💰 And don’t even get me started on the cringe names of these companies: “Corporate eWaste Solutions”? Bro, that sounds like a scam to sell you bottled air! 🤦‍♂️💨 Here’s the tea: At this rate, we’ll need a new episode of “How It’s Made” just to show how to survive on a mountain of toxic tech. 🌋👀💀 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 10 years, e-waste will be the new cryptocurrency and we’ll all be hoarding old GPUs like “Stonks!” 🤓💸