🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT🚨: Remember that cringe app that doxxed Charlie Kirk's critics? Yeah, turns out it doxxed its own users instead! 😂🤡 Talk about self-sabotage—like drake pointing at your own pic saying, "This is a bad idea." 💀 Meanwhile, in the Eternal Battlefield of Tech Shenanigans: A ransomeware gang figured it’d be cute to steal data on 8,000 preschoolers. Who wakes up and thinks, “Let’s dox toddlers today?” 🤡🍼 The big stonks here involved are clearly in the cringe department! And in other news: Microsoft just gave a big ol’ middle finger to Israel’s military by blocking their cloud for surveillance. 🌐💩 “You could say we’re really taking the ‘no cap’ stance on privacy,” said a *totally real* dev at Redmond while sipping overpriced coffee. 😂☕️ Oh, and don’t forget Neon, that call-recording app pulling the brakes over security holes. It's like they realized they were operating a colander instead of a vault. 🔒💔 Hold onto your tinfoil hats, folks, because the day will come when our appliances will be doxxing us too. 🥴💥 Just imagine your toaster tweeting out, “This bread is toast. 🍞💀 Your breakfast is a breach of privacy!” Get ready, fam: 2024 will be the year of appliances striking back. 🤖🔥💰