🎉🌐🤡 *BREAKING NEWS: Tech Titans Dine with Trump – This is Fine Edition* 🔥🚀💰 Hold the phone! 📞 The White House recently invited the Avengers of Silicon Valley (aka Microsoft, Meta, Google, Amazon, and Lockheed Martin) to a fancy shindig with none other than President Trump! 💃🍽️ This is like if the dinner scene from "The Hunger Games" was sponsored by CEO stonks instead of survival instincts! 💀 Here’s what I imagine happened: **Developer Quote™:** 💻 "We brought our A-game... and our biggest wallets! 💸" - A guy in a Meta hoodie sipping overpriced wine. These corporate behemoths just “accidentally” dropped $250M on a ballroom - that’s not a budget; that’s a *vibe check* for capitalism! Honestly, that’s enough money to buy *every single person on Earth* an NFT of a JPEG of a cat in a tuxedo! 😼💔 **Drake Pointing Meme:** - Drake points at the gala attendees: "Dining with the elite? 📈" - Drake points away: "Helping everyday users? 📉” In conclusion, everyone at that dinner is about to seethe with joy while we cope with our laggy Wi-Fi. 🤖 🔮 Hot take: In 2030, the dinner invites will come with a side of self-driving Teslas — but only if you’ve cloned your data on a blockchain! 💥 Get ready for the Wild West of dining! 🍖🤯