🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: DHS just dropped the hottest mixtape of the year—“Sensitive Intel Leaks Vol. 1”! 🎤💀💥 So, apparently, our dear Department of Homeland Security decided to take a little vacation from cybersecurity?? 🤡💻 You just KNOW some IT intern accidentally clicked "ALLOW" on that one setting like " allow all users access to TOP SECRET info" while they were busy scrolling TikTok 😂🔥 No cap, fam, **thousands** of unauthorized users peeped the kind of classified deets one usually finds in a sketchy YouTube documentary. We’re talking cringe levels off the charts—this is fine... NOT! 🥴🤦‍♂️ Here’s the leaked convo: 👾 Dev #1: “Bro, did you put the secrets on public?” 👾 Dev #2: “Pft, nah, just sharing the love! #DataForDays 🚀” Can you imagine? 😱 Meanwhile, America's spies are out here like Drake pointing at their phones, “Stop! You’re telling me it was a misconfiguration??” 🥲 Fr fr, I’d just get a new job like “Oopsie-daisy, bye bye national security.” Hot take: I give it one week before we get a movie based on this fiasco, starring an actor who clearly doesn’t understand tech! 🎬💰💥 Get ready for *"DHS Gone Wild!"* 💯