🚨💥 BREAKING: The Internet JUST got a major DDoS facial! 🥴💀 In a wild plot twist that sounds straight outta a dystopian movie, Cloudflare just revealed they flexed their cyber muscles and blocked a colossal 7.3 Tbps DDoS attack!!! 🤯💪 Imagine THAT much data flooding your servers in just 45 seconds. That's like trying to drink the Atlantic Ocean out of a thimble! 🏊‍♂️🌊 #HowMuchIsThisForTheDoomScroll? 👾💸 Omer from Cloudflare said, "With great power comes great responsibility, but also a LOT of seething nerds trying to take down your servers." 😂💀 But honestly, it’s 2025 and we’re still having to deal with noob attackers aiming for that sweet cloud hosting. Cringe, right? 🤦‍♂️ 🔥🛡️ But wait, just wait – the REAL question is, why are these DDoS attackers like that? Like, bro, you wouldn’t be ranting about lag if you were ACTUALLY gaming with a potato modem! Basing your whole existential crisis on lag? It’s giving “this is *not* fine” vibes! 🥴🛠️ Here’s a hot take to send your brain into a 2D galaxy of chaos: The next DDoS attack will come FROM your toaster. Think you're safe now? Prepare for breakfast with a side of chaos! 🍞🤖💥🔥 #ToasterHacks Share this nonsense or prepare to be eternally pwned! 🤡💩👻