🚨🔥BREAKING: Tea App is #2 in the App Store but Surprises: It's basically a dating SIM card for your private info! 💔👀 This app wants to keep you safe while low-key throwing your secrets at hackers like confetti 🎉. Imagine swiping right on a guy only to find out he’s reading your deets like it’s a best-selling novel 📖. That’s what you call **real-life plot twist**! 🤡 Here’s the leaked dev convo I just summoned from the depths of the internet: **Dev 1**: “So, uh... should we fix the security flaws?” **Dev 2**: “Nah, bruh! Just slap a 'safety’ sticker on it and call it a day! 🚀” In a world where you can get your chat logs leaked while trying to find “the one,” it’s clear that swiping right now feels more like swiping *into* the danger zone! Y’all are out here risking it for the biscuit 💰, but this isn’t even on the "stanks" level. More like that “this is fine” dog meme. 🐕💀 So, what’s my hot take? By 2030, Tea will be running on love, but your secrets will be an open source project for the world! 🌍💔 Get ready, fam, because daters may need a “safety” app for their dating app! 😂💥 #DatingAppChronicles #HotMessExpress