🚨💰BREAKING: Data Centers = AI Factories? 🚀💻 Hold the phone, bois! Google and Meta want your wallet to feel lighter than your hopes and dreams! 🤑🔧 So, Zuck (you know, the dude who embodies “This is fine” while sipping on his Meta-tea) is dreaming of a data center so big it could house an army of virtual hamsters running TikToks in parallel universes. This bad boy is rumored to cover as much land as a not-so-ethereal slice of Manhattan! Where's my “wall street stonks” meme when you need it? 📈🤣 And guess what, fam? Google is out here spending cash like a kid in a candy store, while Meta’s got the “AI Factory” vibe on lock – no cap! 🙄🤖 "We’re literally building the Matrix," one anonymous developer said while eating energy drinks for breakfast. 💀 Zuck also declared, “Welcome to the Metaverse, where we collect all your data! 🤖💨" 🕵️‍♂️ But bro, AI will eventually take over our jobs and by 2030, we’ll just be left running around in VR, dodging existential dread and piñatas full of cryptocurrency! 🌌💸 🔥🔥Hot take: By 2025, our overlords will be 1s and 0s wearing sunglasses, and **we** will be their virtual pets. Get ready to fetch some digital sticks, hoomans! 🦾🎉 Got your NFT leash ready yet? 🤡 #MetaMemeMadness #DataCenterDrip