🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT 🚨: Howard Lutnick, US Commerce Secretary, is apparently living the CEO capitalist dream while flexing AI like he’s flexing at family picnics! 😮💸 So here’s the tea ☕️: Lutnick is out here pushing our allies into the AI abyss while his fam is raking in those sweet, sweet cash-dolla bills 💰 like they just hit the stonks 💹 lottery! You know it’s a family affair when your kids are like, “Dad, why work when you can profit from Uncle Sam doing all the heavy lifting?” 🤡💀 💡 Unofficial leaked quote from a Lutnick family dinner? *“Dad, can we get a better AI for our family business? I’m tired of our customers saying ‘This is fine’ when it’s really NOT fine!”* 😂🔥 Meanwhile, the world is out here dealing with cringey AI trends while Lutnick is calculating profit margins like a galaxy brain level 1000! 🚀💥 🔮 And here’s the wild take: by 2024, we’ll have AI family dinners where they decide whether the turkey is cooked based on “data analytics.” Who needs Thanksgiving when you have algorithms? 🤖🍗 Share this to save your friends from the boring news cycle! Based or cringe? You decide! 😤✨