🚀💰💥 BREAKING NEWS: STOKE SPACE BETTING IT ALL ON RED 🎲🔥 Yo fam, listen up! 🚨🌌 We’ve got the ultimate showdown going down at Launch Complex 14, Cape Canaveral! 🌴👀 Picture this: while SpaceX is flexing their 500 rocket landings and flexing their muscles like Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet, Stoke Space is out here trying to "move the needle" with… wait for it... a cringy launch pad innovation! 😂💀 Stoke’s CEO Andy Lapsa is basically saying, "EVERYONE STOP! This view is *totally* gonna help us break the launch barrier!" 😲🌊 Newsflash, bud: no one cares about the view when SpaceX is using rockets to make the rest of the space launch industry look like a 5-year-old with a slingshot. 🤡 And let’s be real, this ain’t a stonks moment, fam. 🚀⚡️ More like "this is so cringe, I can't even." Why spend your time on a view when Elon’s over there playing Space Monopoly while you’re in timeout? “Uh yeah, we’re just aiming for something that, like, moves the needle (but not too much!) 😅🙌” - Andy Lapsa having a casual existential crisis. 🔥🔥 Prediction time: In the next year, Stoke Space will either invent the *space surfboard* 🌊🛹 or get vaporized in space memes! You heard it here first. No cap. Now go hit that share button! 🚀📲💥