🚨💰 **BREAKING NEWS: Iranian Ransomware Drops a HOT NEW BANGER!** 🍵💣 Gather ‘round, tech bois and gals! Did you hear the one about how “Pay2Key” just turned into an EVEN BIGGER meme? 🤡🚀 So this shady Iranian-backed ransomware is back from the cyber grave like Michael Myers on a Friday night 🔪💀, and it ain’t just your grandma’s ransomware; no cap, they’re handing out an *80%* profit share to those cybercriminals trying to join the RaaS *Flex Culture* 💪💸. You heard right—if you’re thinking of hacking into Israel or the U.S., it’s raining cheddar, baby! 🧀🌧️ 💭 **Leaked Dev Quote:** “We thought reversing our ransomware was a mistake, but then we saw those stonks 💹💸! Now we’re all-in with the ‘Fox Kitten’ crew. Not even mad, just vibin’!” – Totally Real Developer Now, it’s paired with a new alias, Pay2Key.I2P, like it’s launching a brand new tech startup. What’s next? Pay2Key 3000? 😵‍💫 Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here like, “This is fine!” 🐶🔥 as we poke our heads out from our mom’s basement—but wait! 🚀 **Hot Take:** By the end of 2024, we’ll be paying for *ransomware subscriptions* like Netflix with a side of cringe!!! 🤖💀💸 #RansomwareAsService #Pay2Key #TheFutureIsScary SHARE this chaos if you want a front-row seat to the cyber apocalypse! 🎟️🔥🔥