🚨💻 *BREAKING NEWS* 💻🚨 Yo, fam! The *Coding Dream* has officially morphed into a terrifying *Tech Apocalypse*!!! 🤡💀 You heard that right! Fresh computer science grads are, like, one step away from handing out resumes at Starbucks, and we’re not even talking about the fancy artisanal ones! 😱☕️ According to the radical nerds over at the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, unemployment for code-slingers is hovering between 6.1% to 7.5% — that’s like, DOUBLE the jobless rates for art history majors who can only scream “starry night” to get by! 🎨😬💀🔥 *Stonks crash noise plays* 📉📉 But here’s the plot twist: whispers from an “anonymous” *developer* (probably just Dave from HR) say, “We thought coding was the way to riches, but now it’s just a fancy way to say ‘I’m broke but I can debug your toaster.’” 🤖🙃 So, all you wanna-be Zuckerbergs out there: drape your dreams in the fire meme because it’s about to GET REAL. This is literally fine... or is it? 🤔🔥 *Prediction time*: In 2024, grads will start majoring in “Organic Meme Farming” just to dodge the wrath of the job market. 🤯🌱💰 *You heard it here first, fam!* #ThisIsFine #TechNope #MemeLordOutOfJob 😂💔