🚨🧠 BREAKING: Quantum Computing is coming to yeet your cryptography into next week! 💥🔥 That’s right fam, if you thought waiting for a patch was gonna save your emails (or your crypto bags 💰), think again! The tech world is getting ready to blast off into the post-quantum void, and if you ain’t got your security game on point, you might as well put up a sign that says “THIS IS FINE” 🔥💀 NIST dropping 2035 like it’s a mic? 🎤 Imagine not prepping for the time when quantum computers could snap your encryption like Thanos dusting off half the universe. Yeah, stonks are up for hackers if you don’t act fast, and your “tech partners” are probably too busy sipping on that sweet deadlines juice. 🍹🚀 One dev was quoted saying: “I thought we had until 2035, then I realized I need to retire by 34. No cap” 🤖💔 So what’s the tea? If you’re not stressing over post-quantum readiness RIGHT NOW, you’re living in a galaxy brain fantasy while hackers are vibing in dystopia mode! 🤡 🔥🔥 PREDICTION TIME: By 2040, your fridge will have better security than your online banking. This ain't a joke; it's a meme-ready reality! 🥴💥 Share this with your coder buddies and let's get this prophecy rollin'! 💅✨