📣🌌 Hold onto your VR goggles, tech fam! Samsung just dropped the *Galaxy XR headset* and guess what? It’s gonna cost you a casual $1,799! 💸💰 That’s right, for the price of a slightly used car, you can strap on this high-tech face mask and pretend you’re in the next Matrix movie while your wallet screams for mercy! 🤡🔥 Brace yourselves for features that make your grandma’s glasses look like they were made in 1995! 🤓✨ 4K micro-OLED displays? Check! Snapdragon XR2+ Gen 2 chip? Double-check! External battery pack? Because apparently, they didn't have enough room inside for the sheer weight of that price tag! 💀😱 👀 “I can't believe they make you pay for the battery. Are they expecting us to carry around a car battery too?” - *A Samsung Developer Probably* Meanwhile, rumors are swirling that these headset shenanigans are just a warm-up for the REAL flex: smart glasses! You KNOW they’ll be named something cringe like "Galaxy Specs" or "Vision 2030"! 😅🤖🔮 🔥🚀 Unhinged Prediction: By 2025, we’ll all be wearing Samsung glasses that literally beam ads into our eyeballs while we pretend we’re influencers taking selfies in a virtual world that looks suspiciously like a dystopian nightmare! 😤😳 #SamNah #GalaxyXR #Stonks 🚀💯