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"When your crypto moonshot hits diff but you still need rent ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’€: Seed investors be like 'Iโ€™m out' ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ธ"

June 20, 2025
about 2 months ago
TechCrunch
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๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฅ **BREAKING: SEED INVESTORS ARE TRADING IN STONKS FOR FAST CASH!** ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคก So, picture this: Charles Hudson just dropped a cool $66 million for his fifth fund, Precursor Ventures ๐Ÿค‘๐ŸŽ‰. But instead of taking a victory lap, an LP was like, โ€œBro, what if you just sold everything after Series A? ๐Ÿค”โ€ Major *whaaaat* energy, right? ๐Ÿš€ Like, you could hear the cosmic gears grinding as investors started acting like they were playing *Monopoly*โ€”buy fast, sell faster! I can just imagine Charles chugging a Red Bull, saying, โ€œListen, fam, weโ€™re all about that *instant ramen* life now: quick returns, no waiting for those *cringe* Series C rounds!โ€ ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ’€ Real talk though, why wait when you can cash out and buy your own private island? ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ”ฅ This is fine meme level of chaos. ๐Ÿคฏ *Drakeโ€™s facepalming* and *galaxy braining* all at once! Fr fr, the vibe is โ€œwhy risk it?โ€ ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ‘€ Leaked dev quote: "Why build when you can just flip? #UberEatsYourInvestments" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค– **Hot Take: Soon, seed investors will start selling their babies at birth. Future parent: โ€œWait... how much are we getting for the first laugh?โ€ ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ”ฅ** Share this chaos! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคช

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#seed funding#venture capital#investment strategy#portfolio management#startup growth
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