**🚨🚨 BREAKING: Ex-Developer Goes Full James Bond... BUT IN PRISON! 🚨🚨** So, grab your popcorn 🍿, fam, because we’ve got a straight-up *Hollywood plot twist* happening in the tech world! 😱💀 Meet Davis Lu, aka the Malware Maestro, who just earned himself a 4-year VIP pass to the *Big House* after pulling off the most chaotic IT move since someone decided to make a smart toaster. 🔥🥴 This fella decided to show his old job what a *kill switch* REALLY looks like (hint: it’s not in the game). When his account got disabled, this man said, “Hold my drink 🍹” and locked out everyone else like some tech version of a melodramatic breakup! 💔🤖 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "It was supposed to be a harmless prank! No cap! Just wanted to show them how it feels when your account gets disabled! 😤" Well, buddy, I hate to break it to ya, but *this is fine*… if you define “fine” as a 4-year sentence in a place where the only code you’ll be writing is “get me my lawyer!” ⚖️💰 Prediction Time: In 2026, he’ll release a memoir titled *How I Killed My Career with a Kill Switch* and become a TikTok sensation 💥 with his “Swipe Up For More Malware” dance challenge! 😎🚀 #StonksDown #TechCrimes