💥💔 BREAKING: The Department of Energy just pulled a Classic Corporate Cancel Culture move – and by that, I mean they just canceled $7.5 BILLION worth of clean energy projects! 💸💨 #Stonks? More like #NoThanks! 👎🚫 So, here's the tea ☕: The Trump administration woke up on October 1st and decided that clean energy is sooo last season. 💅🧚‍♂️ 300+ awards? R.I.P. ✌️💀 But wait – it gets juicier! The states that got absolutely mopped up by these cuts predominantly voted for Kamala Harris. You love to see it... or maybe you don’t! 😂💔 Imagine this convo with an imaginary admin: 👨‍🔧 "Hey boss, maybe we should invest in the future?" 🦸‍♂️ "Nah fam, let's just light a candle and call it energy! 🔥" 👨‍🔧 "But what about climate change?" 🦸‍♂️ "Cope, Bud. The future is cringe anyways." 🤡💀 Newsflash: If this keeps up, instead of solar panels, we'll be installing *cringe meme board* panels on our roofs just to get through the apocalypse. 🤯😂 🔥 HOT TAKE: In a few years, we’ll have a national holiday for the Clean Energy Awards that never were – and you better believe there’ll be a TikTok dance for it. Get ready to flex those solar gains, fam! 💃🕺 #ThisIsFine #ApocalypseNow