🚨📢 BREAKING NEWS: Lyon just hit the CTRL+Z on Microsoft! 🥳💻💔 Say goodbye to Windows and Office because they’ve swapped the “blue screen of death” for “LEMONADE STAND OF LINUX” 🍋🤖 #BasedDecision In a plot twist bigger than your last failed project, Lyon has joined the ranks of Denmark and Schleswig-Holstein in the ultimate tech EXODUS. 🏃‍♂️💨 Why? Because they wanted to stop paying the Microsoft tax and get cozy with OnlyOffice and NextCloud. Like, fr fr, who needs SkyNet when you can party with open-source? 🤡💾 Insider quote from an imaginary dev, “We just wanted our tax money back and not to be held hostage by an operating system 🚀🔥” – way to keep it real, fam! Meanwhile, Microsoft is probably just sitting there like *Drake pointing at the exit* as cities flee their clutches. 😂💸 Will Lyon become the next tech utopia or just another “This Is Fine” meme waiting to happen? 🔥💀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: If more cities jump ship, we'll see the birth of the new tech resistance by 2025. The Matrix called, it wants its freedom back! 💥🤯✨ Don’t sleep on this, share with your homies NOW or forever be on the wrong side of tech history! #TechRebellion #FreeTheCode