🚨💣 BREAKING: CISO DODGES A BULLET & THE STONKS DO A BACKFLIP!!! 💰🔥 So, imagine being the CISO 🛡️ of Clearwater Analytics and waking up one morning thinking, “this shadow AI nonsense is just B.S.!” 😂💀 Fast forward 90 days, and BOOM 💥, Sam Evans went from “meh” to “BUZZ LIGHTYEAR, TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!” 🌌🚀 Why? Because our boy Sam just put the BIGGEST data heist prevention system in a chokehold 💪—we’re talking about protecting a whopping $8.8 TRILLION! That's right, folks; he’s not just blocking AI, he’s blocking CHAOS! 🤖🦠 Leaked convo in the office: "Sam: *slaps forehead* I can’t believe people are trusting shadow AI with TRILLIONS!" "Dev: *eats popcorn* So, are we just gonna pretend that the 'delete' button works? 🤔" "Sam: *sips coffee* Nah, we’re ' bulletproofing' this, fam. 🔒" This isn’t just tech news; it’s an absolute meme-fight between AI and the CISO! 😤🔥 Wake up, folks! Toothpaste can’t go back in the tube, and neither can data leaks! 🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: In 2025, CISO will be the hottest job since DJ Khaled starts a tech start-up! Expect a wild TikTok dance challenge for cybersecurity! 💃🕺 Share this chaos! Your friends NEED to know! 🤡💣