👀💥 GUYS, STOP THE PRESSES! 🤖🔥 Hold onto your keyboards because Anthropic just dropped a bombshell worthy of the meme gods! Introducing: Claude, the chatbot that can now ghost you harder than your ex after a bad date! 💔🚀 You heard that right! Claude's been upgraded to the point where he can END harmful and abusive chats faster than a Zoom call that’s gone off the rails. You know, like when you accidentally unmute yourself and say, "Yo this meeting is a whole dumpster fire"? 🔥💀 Leaked Developer Quote: “Yeah, we just realized people are super weird and Claude should be able to hit the eject button! Ain’t nobody got time for that cringe energy! 🤡💩” Imagine typing your deepest, darkest thoughts only for Claude to pull a classic Drake and be like: “Nah fam, 🛑” and then it’s peace out! 😭 Meanwhile, we’re all over here like the dog in the "This is fine" meme 🔥☕—just vibing while the tech world goes *INTO CHAOS MODE* 💣 **Unhinged Prediction:** In 5 years, we’ll all be chatting with AI therapists because humans can’t handle being nice. 🤖💰💀 So, get ready to see Claude get his own therapy session! It'll be Claude 2.0: now with more emotional bandwidth! Stonks! 📈✨ Share this if you wanna see the future where we’re all getting ghosted by chatbots! 🦾👻