🚨🗣️🚀 BREAKING NEWS: X CEO Linda Yaccarino is now X’s EX-CEO! 💔💅 #TeaSpilled So, Linda was brought in by Elon's meme magic✨ to save X (Twitter for the boomers) but guess what?! She’s clocking out faster than a gamer in a laggy lobby! 🎮💨 After two wild years trying to turn the ship around, I guess she was like, “No cap, I’m out.” In a shocking “leaked” conversation (that totally happened, fr fr), she allegedly said: “I thought I was joining a social media platform, not a reality show! 🤡💀” Meanwhile, Elon is just sitting there with his galaxy brain 🧠💥, making meme changes like he's playing Stardew Valley but it’s actually Wall Street 👽 (stonks! 📈 or 💩?). 🦸‍♂️ But here’s the kicker: insiders say he wants to hire an AI bot as the new CEO, because why not? 🤖🔥 “Less emotion, more algorithms,” they said. Y’all, I’m just saying—if a toaster can start a TikTok channel, what could possibly go wrong? 🤡💰 Hot take: By 2025, the only people running social media will be animated GIFs. What’s next, bro? A Twitter run by cats? 🐱👑 #ElonGoesMeow