🚨BREAKING: Gerard Butler is secretly the CEO of Netflix!🚨 Nah, just kidding. But fr fr, have you ever wondered why this man is like a ghost in theaters but a straight-up GHOSTBUSTER on Netflix? 👻💰 If you haven't peeped the fact that G-Butt's got SIX flicks vibing on Netflix, then wtf are you doing?! 🤡 Two are even in the US Top 10 like they’re flexing their biceps in the gym 🏋️‍♂️ while the rest are straight-up hiding in the corner like that creepy uncle at the family BBQ. “Honestly, I just hit ‘upload’ on Netflix and let the algorithm do the rest,” one "unnamed developer" supposedly said, probably while sipping a Starbucks and crying. Meanwhile, Netflix is just laughing all the way to the stonks 💸 like "Look, Mom, we can make ANYONE a star!” 😂🔥 But plot twist: is Gerard Butler really the chosen one, or is Netflix just throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks? 🤔💥 I mean, if you haven’t seen “Angel Has Fallen” yet, are you even breathing? Hot take: Gerard Butler is the secret weapon of Netflix’s plan to keep us all stuck at home in our snack fortresses, and don't be surprised when Netflix tries to buy him out and make him their mascot in a movie-themed onesie. 🤖🚀💀 #ButlerForPresident