🚗💨 Yo, car enthusiasts! What if I told you that the future of driving is NOT just massive hunk-a-junks cruising around like your uncle's boat? Enter the *Altair Enlighten Awards*—for those who needed a little less weight on their conscience (and their EVs)! 😂💀 Seriously, EVs are getting heavier than your mom’s Thanksgiving turkey, and it’s giving *"this is fine" dog* vibes every time we hit the road! 😳🔥 Who needs safety when you’re basically driving a hippo with wheels? But fret not, fam! These awards are like the Oscars for car designers who can make an EV lighter than a feather. 🕊️💰 And in a leaked Dev chat 🍵👀, one engineer said, "These EVs weigh so much it’s like they're trying to compensate for something." Stonks? More like *heft-stonks*! 📉😭 As we slowly drift to a world where our cars are lighter than our existential dread, just know—one day soon, we’ll be zipping around like the *Fast and Furious* cast but with zero emissions. 😎✌️ 🔮 Hot take: I predict a future where NO one wants to own a car because they’re all too light and we’re just floating to work on hoverboards. Can you imagine? *This is fine* level chaos! 🤯🚀