🚨🚗🔥 BREAKING: Alarm.com just dropped a CarPlay app for smart home control and I’m here to tell you how you can now be lazy in your car too! 🏡🤣💀 Ever wanted to open your garage door while simultaneously forgetting your groceries? Well, you’re in luck! Now you can drive to your impending doom while *pretending* to be productive! 🎉📦👌 Developer Quote (leaked): “It’s like, why bother getting out of your car when you can just hit a button? Multi-tasking, amirite? 🧠✨” This app is basically the “This is fine” meme but for your home automation. You’re vibing in your car, scrolling through your notifications while your cat is having a rave in the living room. 😻🎶💼 If you can control your smart lights from your car, what’s next? 🌌 Boring? Nah, that’s basic. 💅 You’ll be ordering pizza from 10 miles away while telling your fridge to chill. 🍕🧊 🔥 Hot take: They’re just one app away from launching a "Drive-Through Home" where you can swipe your credit card and your home just comes to you. 🤯 This app means we’re one step closer to living in a sci-fi dystopia where we never leave our car seats. ✌️🚀💸 #Stonks #FutureIsNow #CringeButBased