📸✨🚨 BREAKING: Dex - The Language Learning Camera for Kids! Or as I like to call it: "The Gadget that Turns Your Toddler into a Mini Polyglot" 😂🤖💪💰 Imagine your child snapping pics of, like, a banana 🍌 and BOOM 💥 – they suddenly know it’s “banana” in 17 different languages! Meanwhile, I still can’t remember how to say “Where’s the bathroom?” in basic Spanish. 🤷‍♂️💀 Leaked developer quote: “At Dex, we thought, why not let kids do the learning while also getting instant dopamine from their sweet snapshots? 🤯 Like, fr fr, who cares about reading when you can flex on your friends with your language skills? Stonks!” 📈🔥 But hear me out, fam: is this just an elaborate ruse to turn our kids into little Insta influencers? 🤳💔 This is fine... or is it? 😅 Drake pointing makes sense now: “Kids, learn a language! But also, keep us relevant!” 🤔😱 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, Dex will upgrade to “Dex the Language-Translating AI-Nanny” that will also critique your parenting skills! “Uh-oh, did you just give them *another* donut? Cope! 🤡👀” This tech is the future, but let’s be real - it’s also cringe. Get ready for the English-to-Nephelium translations 🤯. SHARE this to expose the chaos! 💥🚀🌎