💥🚨🚫🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Pen Testing is the New Crypto in the Scam Economy! 🌐💰👾 So buckle up, fam! 🏎️💨 You thought securing your IT systems was all fun and games? Think again! Penetration testing (aka "let's pay some pros to break our stuff") is the hottest ticket in town, but don't get it twisted! It's NOT a one-size-fits-all, and fr fr, the costs are sneaky like a cat meme at 2 AM. 😿💸 *Leaked Developer Quote: “Pen testing is great, but if I see another plug-and-play solution, I'm gonna launch myself into space!” 🚀* 🚨 PRO TIP: 🚨 Using rigid methods is like using an outdated iPhone: you end up with a bunch of junk that doesn't work. Trust me, you don’t want those low-tier results be like "This is fine." 😤🔥 So, what's the scoop? These tests should be personalized, or you're basically asking your car mechanic to build you a spaceship. Just cringey. 🤡🚀 And here's my hot take: in 2024, the next big thing will be "Hack Yourself First" boot camps where you pay to get your own system hacked on purpose! 🤖🔥💀 Stonks will rise like a Yeet meme! You heard it here first, folks! 🌟✨ #GetRekt #PenTestingRIP