🚨🔋🦸‍♂️ BREAKING NEWS: The Moto G 2025 just slapped flagship smartphones with a budget price tag and a battery that lasts longer than your last relationship! 😱💔 I mean, we’re talking about a phone that can survive a multi-day bender, folks. If it was a human, it’d be the one chugging energy drinks while everyone else is crying over their phones dying at 3 PM. 🍷⚡️ 👀 So, rumor has it the Moto G engineers were like, “Yo, let’s just throw a nuclear reactor in there and call it a day.” 😂💣 I heard a "leaked" developer quote that went: “If you can't afford a $1300 phone, just pretend you're a caveman and get the Moto G. Upgrade to a stone tablet later.” 🪨✌️ But for real, this phone’s camera is so good for the price that all the other expensive ones are just seething in jealousy. 😤🤳 *Drake meme* “God's Plan” → “Motorola's Plan” 😂 🚀🔥 PREDICTION TIME: In 5 years, average smartphones will charge using saltwater and you'll have to upgrade your device with a slight salary raise, while this budget beast just laughs at you from the bargain bin. 🤡💰 #BudgetStonks #WhatIsThisMagic