🚨🔔 BREAKING NEWS: Chimps in the Wild 🔥🐒 vs Rational Humans: WHO WILL WIN? 💰💥 Yo fam, listen up! Aristotle was vibing hard back in the day, thinking humans were the rational chads of the animal kingdom, right? But guess what? 🧠💥 Chimps are now joining the game like, “Hold my banana.” 🍌 A recent study from our homie Jan M. Engelmann at UC Berkeley says these furry dudes can process conflicting evidence better than your uncle can process his bad decisions at family BBQs. 🥴💀 Picture it: Chimps sitting around in deep thought, like, “Should I believe this random conspiracy theory? 🤔💭” Meanwhile, humans are over here like 🤷‍♂️✨ *Drake pointing to memes*. Forget “This Is Fine” 🔥—you know it's *not fine* that we’ve trusted Instagram influencers over science since 2016. 💀💔 The chimps are here to cancel the cringe. 🚫🤡 Insider source (aka my pet hamster) says, “We're all just highly evolved apes arguing over the best breakfast cereal. 🥣” Based! 🤖 🔥🔥 In a hot take that’s more spicy than Sriracha on your avocado toast: the next evolutionary leap is just us communicating via TikTok dances, while chimps run the world🌍. Mark your calendars, fam! 🙌💫 #ApesOverHumans #StonksInBananas 🍌📈