🚨🧠 BREAKING: The NERD of the YEAR, Demis Hassabis, is out here trying to *lowkey* snag a NOBEL PRIZE for DeepMind while the rest of the Alphabet squad is just trying to grab a quick buck 💰💀. Like, c’mon, bro, we get it: "world peace" and "understanding the universe" sound great but have you tried building a chatbot that doesn't ghost you? 🤖💬 Sources say this dude is like “Why chase that SHORT-TERM BUCK, when I can unlock the MYSTERIES of the galaxy? 🚀✨" Meanwhile, Google shareholders are out here like Drake pointing ⬅️ at the profits they could've made instead of sipping existential dread tea. This is fine. 🔥🍵 One insider was totally buzzing, saying, "Demis is like Thanos, but instead of collecting Infinity Stones, he's collecting scientific accolades. No cap." 😂🔮 So, are we just going to ignore the fact that achieving AGI could lead to a Nobel Prize, or are we just going to let him build a smarter Siri that still can’t tell you where your left shoe is? 🤷‍♂️ 🔥 Prediction: In 2030, AI will just take over the Nobel Committee and start handing out awards for "Best AI Dance Moves." Get ready for the NFT Oscar of the AI age! 🚀💃 #InItForTheMemes