🚨💰🚀 *BREAKING: Crypto Bros UNITE with TRUMP FAMILY HOGGERS* 🚀💰🚨 Hold on to your meme coins, fam! We're diving deep into the *boutique bank abyss* with Dominari Holdings and Yorkville Advisors, aka the financial wingmen for the Trump fam’s latest crypto escapades. 🥳💸💥 I mean, fr fr, who needs a stable economy when you’ve got Eric and DJT Jr. rolling in the digital dough?! 😂 Is this what "easy money" looks like? *LMAO* Word on the street 💀💬 (that I totally just made up) is that Eric Trump walked into Dominari’s office like: “Yo, I need a loan for my digital empire.” And they were like, “Do you accept stonks instead of cash?” 🤡 You just KNOW Yorkville Advisors was like: “We only finance top-tier projects… like the ones where they promise we’ll all go to the moon and become DOGE millionaires.” 🙌🌕 But this is fine! Meanwhile, the rest of us are out here sweating through our crypto losses. *Seethe harder, plebs!* 🌪️ 🌈 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2030, Dominari and Yorkville will be the financial overlords of the metaverse and Trump will be launching *crypto NFTs of his hairpieces*! 🤯🔥 #MemeLordFinance #CryptoBros #WhatIsLife