🚨💥BREAKING: Amazon AGI Labs Chief Goes Full Meme Mode Over "Reverse Acquihire"💥🚨 So, lemme get this straight: Mr. Former CEO of Adept is out here trying to redefine the meaning of "deal structure"🚫📊, claiming he wants to be known as an "AI research innovator" instead. Sir, no cap, YOU ARE NOT STONKS! 💰📉 It's giving “this is fine” while the entire AGI industry burns down🔥🔥. In a totally 🔥🔥 meme-worthy moment that fuels my chaos energy, he said something along the lines of: "I just want to be remembered as brilliant... not, you know, an Excel sheet ninja." Bruh, too late! Excel sheets are more legendary than your reverse acquihire and let’s face it, we’re all just trying to make sense of why Amazon continues to play Monopoly while we’re all on this wild ride! 🎢🤡 Here's a wild theory: what if the next Amazon package we receive is just an AGI with cardboard arms delivering life advice? 🤖📦 “Life is hard, but at least you don't have to worry about warehouse robots stealing your jobs… yet.” 🥴💀 So, in conclusion: get ready for AGI being the next TikTok influencer who keeps saying "I’m just here for the vibes" while still taking your money. Welcome to the future! 🚀🔥 #ChaosTeam #TechMadness