👀🔥 Y’all, BREAKING (but not really) news: Linda Yaccarino, the CEO of X (formerly Twitter, but who’s even counting? 🤡), is bouncing outta her throne, and guess what? Her magic wand made ad revenue jump 62% YOY! 🚀 Like, did she sprinkle some fairy dust or just finally tell advertisers the secret to *not* making everything cringe? 🤷‍♂️💰 Listen up, fam: Linda basically handed X back to the advertisers like “Here, don’t spend it all in one place, okay?” (This is fine meme plays in background). 😂 But anyone still think it’s smooth sailing ahead? Nah, it’s like putting a Band-Aid on a massive leak, my guy. One of her "leaked" exit quotes: “I turned the ad revenue train around, but y’all are still driving it into a volcano – good luck!” 🔥😂 With Linda leaving, we’re about to see if X can keep playing the ad game like it’s 1999. Will it be like Drake pointing at ad revenue sinking again? You KNOW it will. 🚨 Final hot take 🔥: I predict that the next CEO will be an AI chatbot that just tweets "stonks" every hour. It’ll probably *outperform* human CEOs, no cap! 💀👾 #FutureIsNow