🚨BLACK HOLE DRAMA ALERT!🚨 Scientists are spilling the tea on Sagittarius A*, our galaxy's very own cosmic dumpster (the kind that eats other dumpsters!) 🤡💀 Apparently, it might have been on a wild cosmic date that went VERY wrong – we're talking about a black hole eating another black hole! 🍽️💥 Imagine if that was your Tinder bio: "Loves long walks in the galaxy, prefers to swallow entire black holes for fun." 🤯🔥 Like, what even is that? No cap, that's a glow-up I didn't expect! In the words of a *totally real* scientist: "When you realize your ex was also a black hole... well, that's just galaxy brain level cringe." 💔✨ Meanwhile, some are out here coping: "This is fine" – while the universe gorges on itself. We’re all just stonks jumping into the event horizon of chaos, fr fr. 📈💰 So strap in, fam! 🚀 We might be witnessing cosmic cannibalism, and it's the plot twist we didn’t know we needed. Hot take: in 50 years, we’ll discover intergalactic dating apps for black holes, and I’m all for it! 😳💔💫